What's up, Losers? Santana Lopez here, otherwise known as Snix to those unlucky few. If you don't know who I am, then you needs to crawl out from that sad little rock you've gots to be livin' under and listen to me when I say you've just made a lucky call stumbling across this page, cos' soon enough this bitch is gonna be a household name and then you'll be too far behind on the times to be able to save. Things may be a little slow right now, since I'm currently working as a photographer's assistant instead of chasing fame, but I'm working my ass off to change all that, so it's just a matter of time.
Most of you should already know what you're dealin' with when you hear my name, but for those of you pathetic morons that are lackin' the necessary info, lemme drop ya' the deets. I'm the head bitch from a little place called Lima Heights, you know where that is, pop 'n fresh? It's on the wrong side of the tracks, I'm full'a rage and I'm a cold hearted bitch, so that means I'll kick any one of your sorry asses if you get in my way. That or if you try'n hurt someone I care about, so I guess that includes the mouth breathers from Glee, you've been warned.
As super interesting as my life is, all you need to know is I'm hilarious, a smokin' hot lesbian and unluckily for you I'm also taken by the worlds hottest dancer, otherwise known as my beautiful wife Mrs. Brittany Lopez, and come Febuary we're havin' ourselves a baby. If you stalkers wanna know more, then feel free to send me any questions you've got, but a little tip, if you flatter me, there's more chance I'll answer ya'.
/ BITCHES CREEPIN' ON A HOTTIE.
Group Roleplay ♫ Brittana