There's no pretending you stumbled along this blog by accident, you were looking for yours truly, and good news - you found her. So let's get straight to the point, I came from a little place called Lima, where I fell for my High School sweetheart Brittany Pierce. We tied the knot last year, and a few weeks ago, my perfect little prince Sunny came along.
I was the star of the national and pretty embarrassing commercial for Yeast-I-Stat, but thankfully I've moved onto better things. I might not know exactly where I'm going, but I love to sing and dance, so I went along and scored myself the job as an understudy for Fanny Brice, in Broadway classic Funny Girl, get your tickets now.