She's just a girl and she's on fire
Hotter than a fantasy, lonely like a highway
"The only straight I am is straight up bitch."
Okay, listen up fuckers, I'm Santana Lopez, don't know the name? Remember it. I'd be surprised if there's many people who I've gotta introduce myself to, it's not like I'm just some nobody you pass on the street. I'm a freakin' rising star bitches, and totally on my way to living the dream. So stop pretending, we all know you want to be me or be on me, that's a fact of life. I mean c'mon, it's not like I blame you or anything, I know I'm a total sexy bitch so it's obvious you're gonna wanna get all up on this. So I guess it's good news for you that I'm up for grabs now, I'm newly single and ready to enjoy it, so if you want a peace of this, just try and impress me.
Still don't know me? Or just curious about the badass life I live? Well, first of all you seriously needs to crawl out from under your rock, 'cause this ain't nothin' people haven't heard before. I was born and raised in Lima Heights, my Abuela taught me everything I know, like how to be a winner, a fighter and a complete and utter bitch, needless to say, but I won't hesitate to destroy anyone who hurt's my friends, which include the losers from the New Directions, even though they're mostly a pain in my ass and an embarrassment to even associate myself with, they're still my family and I got's no problem taking you down if you mess with any one of them, including my Best Midget understand?
Where am I know? Well I'm on a little detour, living with my best friend in Lima but soon it's back to the big city. Then I'mma be talking the world by storm while she goes off and becomes some epic doctor, 'cause she's a total genius. I on the other hand, am done with college. My claim to fame is my all around awesome vocals, some freakin' talent in dancing and my pretty damn good acting skills. It's easy to say that in a few years time I'll be a household name. I've already seen the spotlight with being the head cheerleader for the first place National Champions, being a member of the New Directions and Troubletones, not to mention I've had a few gigs here and there since I moved to NYC. So I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted to ask some questions, feel free to hit up my ask box, maybe if you flatter me I'll answer them.
Still don't know me? Or just curious about the badass life I live? Well, first of all you seriously needs to crawl out from under your rock, 'cause this ain't nothin' people haven't heard before. I was born and raised in Lima Heights, my Abuela taught me everything I know, like how to be a winner, a fighter and a complete and utter bitch, needless to say, but I won't hesitate to destroy anyone who hurt's my friends, which include the losers from the New Directions, even though they're mostly a pain in my ass and an embarrassment to even associate myself with, they're still my family and I got's no problem taking you down if you mess with any one of them, including my Best Midget understand?
Where am I know? Well I'm on a little detour, living with my best friend in Lima but soon it's back to the big city. Then I'mma be talking the world by storm while she goes off and becomes some epic doctor, 'cause she's a total genius. I on the other hand, am done with college. My claim to fame is my all around awesome vocals, some freakin' talent in dancing and my pretty damn good acting skills. It's easy to say that in a few years time I'll be a household name. I've already seen the spotlight with being the head cheerleader for the first place National Champions, being a member of the New Directions and Troubletones, not to mention I've had a few gigs here and there since I moved to NYC. So I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted to ask some questions, feel free to hit up my ask box, maybe if you flatter me I'll answer them.
